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The earning power of entertainers is no secret.
They have to be good on the chat! This way they attract more fans build up a loyal following, boost takings for the venue and achieve FAME and FORTUNE. That's to say nothing about 'pulling the birds' (so we won't).
Let's tell you about 2 books which will give your personality even MORE SPARKLE and help INCREASE YOUR INCOME from the moment they arrive on your desktop!
These are only available from us. There's 'ONE-LINERS' Edition One and ONE LINERS' Edition Two. Together these contain over 1,000 hilarious one-line gags, heckler stoppers and even chat up lines.
Each book is indexed. So it's easy to find the exact ONE-LINER for every occasion. Here are some of the classifications; The Venue, Dead Crowd, Heckler Stoppers, Straight Announcements, Football, Towns, Introductions, Interview on Stage, Age, Women, (complimentary and derogatory), and Fellahs. Oh yes and not forgetting TITS & THINGS and ODDS & SODS.
With 'ONE-LINERS' you'll quickly develop your crowd manipulation skills. From now on every night'll be a load of laughs, lots of extra fun for your crowd and for you!
You'll discover how easy it is to win over the occasional 'difficult' audience, particularly if you work alone. You'll develop the confidence and ability to work along with top Performers and even pro comics. Yes we're serious! What's more, you'll find these 1,000 'ONE-LINERS charm the best looking birds right off their trees. Your professional reputation will increase and so will your bookings.
We believe that 'ONE-LINERS' can do similar wonders for your career as an entertainer.
You'll have your audience giggling all the way to the loo and back for more. And you'll have the birds eating out of your hand (it's your peanuts they're after).
There are two books of ONE-LINERS for EXTRA LAUGHS buy both together. This way you save three quid on a great deal and build yourself a fantastic reputation. |
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